heat wave

dear lord! its gonna be in the 90s today and will hit the 100s later this week. europe is freaking burning up and people are dropping like flies. but most importantly - i am hot! and i aint got no a.c. this is the first time in a long time that am a.c.-less and can pretty much say that it aint a good thing. the desire for a.c. drives one to do things like go to the mall, where one is repeatedly accosted by students.

the desire for cool air is so great that i would give up my first born child. okay i know that i offer up this kid alot but as soon as i get a taker for that one, will offer up the second.