i cant believe its so scary

yes yes, i cant believe its so scary! please you must go here. this is a promotion by i cant believe its not butter using Fabio. Yes, Fabio! that hunka hunk of scary overly tanned Italian flesh who used to grace the covers of romance books. fill out the form and he will call you with a very special message.

ahh. . . bliss . . . fabio. . .

cant even tell you how sad i am that he doesnt make international phone calls (Why! God, Why!). i previously thought we was dead or bits had started falling off, consequently making him hideously scary and he had to retreat from the public eye. (un)fortunately for many, i was wrong and he is still around - blessing all with his shirt unbuttoned to show us his chest waxed to smoothy goodness, highlighted locks, and most (not) sexy accent. Sigh . . . .