the RATB took by trams away

referencing and channeling the the utter and total pathos of the Ramones' the kkk took my baby away i will now provide another entry based on my tram fixation. seriously, the freaking RATB took the two trams that ran by my house away. just one day they were gone! now there is one scarily yellow bus (bringing back previously repressed memories of riding the big bad cheese mobile of suburban american schooling) that stops by my house. and i dont even know where it goes!! it seems not to run the two different routes that trams once did. do they not realize that they are practically condemning me to house arrest since i am too lazy to walk to the next stop? its hellacious but i may have to actually try to implement the new years resolution where i promised to cut down on my laziness. and i was really hoping to forget about that one.

The RATB took my tra-ams away

by me but with a hefty dose of plagarism (pretty much everything but the pronouns)

i went away for the week-e-end

Said i'm going to Titan

But I never got there

i never got there

i never got there, i say

The RATB took my tra-ams away

They took them away

Away from me

The RATB took my baby away

They took them away

Away from me

Now I don't know

Where my trams can be

They took them from me

They took them from me

I don't know

Where my tra-ams can be

They took them from me

They took them from me

Ring me, ring me ring me

Up the President

And find out

Where my tra-ams went

Ring me, ring me, ring me

Up the KGB

And find out where are

My new tra-am routes

Yeah, yeah, yeah